LienTon
12-16-2004, 02:33 PM
MEN
Men-tal Anxiety ... Men-opause ... Men-tal Breakdown!
Ever noticed that all our problems start with MEN?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him to pick ONLY one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every needs...
" "A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals".
Men-tal Anxiety ... Men-opause ... Men-tal Breakdown!
Ever noticed that all our problems start with MEN?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him to pick ONLY one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every needs...
" "A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals".